CHAPTER 11

this post is dedicated to the lovely @biebuhshawty <33333333 
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all of a sudden , i heard a noise coming from the door , which made me freeze in my place . as i tried walking back to the living room i suddenly bumped into something or someone .

me : * screaming *

and suddenly i hugged the figure infront of meee

  .., : shi9ayir ?

a far voice said . and it was familiar . the lights opened and i found  m7amad at the end which made get shocked ! i quickly turned my gaze towards the figure infront of me . then i  moved away as soon as i noticed that it was a stranger .







me : im so sorry ma kan 8a9dy

my cheecks were red as the tomatoes 








.. : la2 3ade

the cute tall figure said while smiling . he had wide dark brown eyes , he was tall and not muscular but cute .  i turned my gaze towards m7amed to find him staring awkwardly at both of us . oh good what have u done lujain ? 

me : so ...

i tried broking the silence 

m7amad : 9aloo7 ta3al barra shwaya sa3deene asheel il a'3ra9

he said while giving me a disgusted look . what did i do know ? seriosulyyyy ! unbelievable .

9ale7 : yallah yaye

and both of them left the place leaving me alone with my thoughts . i then over heard their convo .

m7amed : shi9aar 9aloo7 .... laish lujaaain lamitik ... inta it3areefha ?

9ale7 : la22 ma3arifha .. ana kint dash ba7i6 il a'3ra'9 ib darik chan faj2a ihya yat o lamatnee

ya 7aaa'9yy there were no lightsss !!! inshallah u dont leave that part outtt !

m7amed : 3ad '3areeba .. lujaain malamatne gabil

9ale7 : afaa 3alaik !! ana a'9ab6ikk ,, it9adig  3ad naaaar

m7amed : heeeeeey inta shga3id itgool tara hathe bint 3amitee

9ale7 : laykoon hathe ily int gaylee 3anha

m7amed: *sigh* ee hathee

9ale7 : a777 ya wild il kalb 9ig inik wa7ish shlon gidart ityeebha min il kuwait lay swiss

ma7amed : malik sh'3il yallah sa3dnee ad5il il ashya2

9ale7 : wallah 6ila3t mo hayin ya m7amed .

and after that both of them entered the room . i pretended to be busy with my phone .

m7amed : lujain ta3alay il 3asha wi9al

me : kane yaya

and i sat down on the table . saleh came in , then he placed the food on the table .

saleh : ana asta2thin al7een , yallah bye

m7amed : ma3a il salama ashoofik bachir

saleh : inshallah

and saleh left the place . silence was surrounding each inch of the apartment until m7amed spoke

m7amed : lujain

i shifted my gaze up to m7amed

me : hala

m7amed : ahh ... intay laish lamaitay saleh

me : shinu ? ana ma lamayta

m7amed : latchathbeen lujain .. ana shiftech ib3yooni

me : inta fahim '3ala6 .. ma kan fe lait o ana da3amt ib a7ad o 7asbale inta

m7amed : ya3ni  kintay tabeen itlimene ana ?

me : la2 ya3ni kint 5ayfa o chithee

m7amed had a devilish smile on his face .

me : shfeek ga3id i6ali3nee chithe

m7amed laughs  then says : la2 wala shay

me : inzain shfe il lights in9akaw

m7amed : madreee

me : inzain please fix it tara wallah a5af

m7amed : la2 3adee mo 2la ba5alee nafis ma ohwa . mita ma yabee yin9ak 5alee yin9ak

i gave m7amed a death stare.

me : 5ala9 3adeee mo 2la ana ill just stay here for a few days o ra7 aroo7 my apartement .

m7amed : shda3waa za3altay ...... ga3id at'3ashmar ma3ach

me : ana az3al 3ashanik ... 6eeeeeer

m7amed : a7777 .... gadhaa

me : o igdood

we continued on talking and chating and having fun . as soon as we finished , i decided to go to bed and rest because i was deadly tired.

the next morning i woke up to the sound coming from the kitchen , i went to the bathroom did my things then wore this

 
 i went out of the room to find m7amed cooking . thats weird ...

i kept on staring at him not believing what i was seeing . min mita m7amed cooks ?

me : 9aba7 il 5air

m7amed turns to face me then says

m7amed :9aba7 il noor

m7amed tana7 3alay then he said

m7amed : um ... wain bitroo7en ?

me : madre kaifik

whats wrong m7amad ... he seems so uncomfortable and his acting weird

m7amed : 7ayach il akil jahiz

me while smiling : min mita ti6ba5

m7amed : minziman

me : ma kint a3arif

m7amed : la2nich ma3a6aitne majal a3arfich 3ala nafse

me : shlon  ... bl shalaih kila ashoofik o ag3ad asoolif ma3ak bss wala marra giltlee hal shay

m7amed in a low voice : la2na ana 6ool il wakit afakir ib shlon agoolich ine a7ibich

i pretended to not hear what he just said .

me : shinu ?

m7amed : salamtich

shfeeee m7amed ilyoom , im really getting worried . i decided to take a bit out of the delicious looking eggs that m7amaed has prepared .

me : 3ajeeeb mashallah

m7amed smiles then says

m7amed : latjamleen *chuckls*

me : wallah im not ... hak thoog

i cut out a piece of egg from my fork then i gave it to m7amaed . m7amed ate the egg then said

m7amed : ee wallah 7ilw

me : ishgiltik *smiling*

m7amed and i finished eating our meal . after that my grandma started calling

me : alooo

grandma : 7abeeeebty lujain , shlonech sh5barich

me : zaina

grandma : ana wayid mishtagatlich

me : wa ana akthar

grandma : lujaain 7abeebty tara ana ma gilt 7ag wild 3amitich laish inta yaya ihne

me : shinuu

i said being surprised more than ever .

grandma : ee 7abeebty mala da3ee ya5ith fikra '3ala6 3anich

me : bss yadteee intay it3arfen ine ana maly sh'3il ib ay shay

grandma : lujain ana lazim aroo7 al7een akalmich bachir bye

she said then i hung up  . she keeps on trying to change the subject when i open with her this discussion .

m7amed : shlon yaditich ?

me : zaina

m7amed looks at his phone then says

m7amed : yallah inroo7 al7een

me : wain ?

m7amed : gilt madam hathe awal marra 7agich in switzerland awadeech tour .

me : okk

m7amed : itroo7een chocolate factory

me : min9igiiiik .... ofcourse

m7amed : yallah inroo7

we left the place then we drove off to the chocolate factory .

m7amed keeps on looking at my legs bain wakit lay wakit . shilsalfa . is my outfit too short ??? yessss u dummmy m7amed hates it when u wear short outfits . i dont care and he didnt even say anything about it . we finally reached there and m7amad now can finally stop looking at my legs . we entered the place and surprisngly it was crowded with arabs . waaaaaai3 3ad yallah ra7 yabde il 7ash . ( hatha il 9ig bss abe marra a6la3 mokan bedoon people judging me ) . m7amed then went in and got 2 tickets . as we were waiting in line to tour around the chocolate factory we heard girls whisper

girl 1 : shoofay hatha 7ilww ily jidamna

girl 2 : 7adaaaa ... tawne sima3ta yitkalam kuwaity

girl 1 : 9igg ... akeed hathe 7abeebta ily yama

girl 2 : waiiii3 jaikara ... ana a7la minha

my anger kept on increasing and increasing i was a hot volcano and all of a sudden i burst  out the lava . i turn towards them then say

me : feee mishkila ,,,,

girl 1 : ga3da itkalmeena ?

me : la2 il 6oofa

girl 1: 5air ishtabeen

me : intay ily ishtabeen 9arlich sa3a  it7sheen

girl 1 : waaaai3 ta3alay 5anroo7 hathe shakilha ra3yat mashakil

me : roo7a bala rada inshallah

i said out loud so they could hear me . jad zbaaala mostawahum . i turned at m7amed and i find him staring at me in surprise his expression was priceless .

m7amed : wallah 6ila3tay  jaree2a

me : * smirks * inta mat3arifne itha 3a9abt

m7amed : zain ma 6agaitehum

me : hatha ily kan b9eer itha gi3daw digaga thanya yamna

m7amed : zain ra7aw

and then the speakers announced that it was time to make a single file so they can take our tickets and the tour can start .

(those are real pictures i took when i was in the chocolate factory in swiss !! )

 

 

  as soon as we finished the tour , we left the place then we sat down and m7amed started ordering and i sat down waiting for him . i felt many eyes on me i turned to left to find 3 boys who seem to have the looks of 5aleeji boys . i overheard them speak

guy 1 : aysh hal 7alawa ( sorry for my horrible saudi accent im trying my best )

guy 2 : ay wallah hathe jameela .

guy 1: ab'3a ra8amha

guy 2 : la2 latsawee mashakil .

guy 1 : shoof libsha kitheer g9eer .

guy 2 : ayy .

and they never stopped looking which got me feeling uncomfortable . m7amed finally came back with the drinks which were ( 2 diet coke , ( my fav) )

me : mashkoor

m7amed : il 3afo ma sawait shay

and i spotted m7amed staring at the guys . he also got uncomfortable then suddenly the coke fell on my skirt . shooooooooooot

m7amed : ana asiff

me : la22 3adee 7a9al 5air

m7amed : gi3day ihnee , shwaya o arja3lich

i sat down filled with coke ,that has dried out and my legs became sticky . waaaaaaai3 . m7amed finally came back while holding sweat pants that has a pic of a cow on the side , greeeaaaat :)

m7amed : roo7ay libsee

me : okk thanks

m7amed : il3afo

i went to the bathroom and then i wore the weird looking sweat pants . i had no choice and the pants fit me perfectly . i went out to find m7amed staring at me and his face had a plastered smile .

m7amed : yallah inroo7

me : eee yallah

m7amed : eee 3ashan saleeh na6irnaa barra

me : saleeeh ??

m7amed : lat5afeen ohwa ra7 iyee ib sayartee , ra7 awa9lich il bait wa ra7 a6la3 ma3a ishwaya o ra7 arja3

me : umm ok

laaaaaaaa2 mabeeeeee !!!! wallah shakleeee iyfashil with this cow pantss !!!!! today isnt my lucky day .

m7amed and i walked towards the car then m7amed and i greeted saleh . we were then off to m7amed's apartement .

saleh : m7amed lay6oofik

m7amed : shinu ?

saleh : fee salfa 8aweeya 9ayra gabil fatra

m7amed : shilsalfa ?

saleh : fee bintain ib movenpick i5ti9abhum wa7id rayal isimhum shoug al flani o lujain al flani

my  face became as white as chalk with my lips were trembling like a candle in the wind and my voice? my throat was so dry as if i had climbed the eifel tower in one breath .... i cud barely make a sound saleh's words went like knives into me and now the secret is revealed and m7amed will take a shitty idea about meeeee . my heart started to beat faster .

m7amed grabbed saleh's phone and he stared the phone for almost a min then  said

m7amed : inta mit2akid min hal 5abar

he said while looking at me in the mirror . his face was red and it showed how mad he was . its like he was burning in fire .

saleh : eee ba3ad 7a6een bl jareeda

m7amed then suddenly threw the phone at saleh's lap .

saleh : it3arifhuuuum

m7amed ignored saleh's question then he shoke his head while he had his eyes at me . he wouldnt blink at all .

tears of guilt started running down my cheecks i wouldnt dare look at m7amed in the eye , because i knew that i would burst out crying and i didnt want that to happen . 

each minute felt like a year . and after long min we finally reached the apartment .

m7amed : saleh in6ernee ihnee ana shwaya ray7 o ra7 arja3

as soon as m7amed opened the door i quickly got out with tears streaming down my face , i ran as fast as i can to the apartemnt while going up the stairs as soon as i reached the 7 floor . i stopped to catch my breath then i opened the door and i placed my back on the wall . i started crying more and more and then i found my self on the floor crying while covering my head between my legs . the door quickly opened and came in m7amed i stood up then whipped away the tears .

all of a sudden m7amed pushed me to the wall . i was startled by his move .

m7amed : ana ma yihmnee intay shinu sawaitay wa ilyoom il cola ana 6aya7ta wa kint mit3amid la2nee a'3ar ya lujaaain 7isay feneee wa mahma jara7tene wa 5alaytnee ana lal7een a7bich lujain



saleh : ok